I don't think brook has ever known best
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
And then he peed in my hair
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