So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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