I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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