It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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