Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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