Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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