PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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