I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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