On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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