When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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