just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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