its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You ruined the universe
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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