:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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