I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Can I color on your dick again?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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