Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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