Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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