i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We were destined to go to rehab together
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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