My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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