dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she smelled like a LAN party
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
