You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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