no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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