What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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