Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
