Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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