I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
