I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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