You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
