got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Randomize
