Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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