so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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