My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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