hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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