ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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