Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
They have beer where we have blood.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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