pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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