He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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