i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize
