It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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