Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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