ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
This is not my ceiling
I want her autograph on my taint
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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