ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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