idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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