Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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