Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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