she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
my sisters under your porch take her home
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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