He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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