whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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