Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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