y did u give ur computer a hand job?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
A+ Viking dick
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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