I hate your face
I just made out with a guy for $7.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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