whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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