just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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