LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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