I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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