summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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