I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
